Tumblr is so fun bc someone will blog something like “tummy ache: 2 dead 3 injured” and you look on there profile and they’re 29yrs of age
do you have a problem with our aging populace having tummy aches. are our senior citizens just a joke to you
Tumblr is so fun bc someone will blog something like “tummy ache: 2 dead 3 injured” and you look on there profile and they’re 29yrs of age
do you have a problem with our aging populace having tummy aches. are our senior citizens just a joke to you
don’t really care about zelda so i’ll be brainstorming ways to claim that it’s morally wrong to play and/or post about. watch this space
Not to be australian but wtf is a bog? You guys just make shit up hey
Ok i looked it up and that was NOT what i thought a bog was.
(Pst don’t we have bogs?)
@micewithknives the obsession is totally valid. The whole not-really-land but not-really-water thing definitely gives bogs an ethereal quality. Ngl, their stagnant stillness paired with the extensive plant life gives strong “life comes from decay” vibes which is such a fun concept to mentally play with. And they’re fascinating ecosystems even without the cultural connotations.
Plus bog-hopping is both fun (getting all muddy) and terrifying (oh shit oh shit this hole was way deeper than I realized and now I’m stuck up to my waist in mud water and there’s nothing nearby to grab except more mud and waterlogged vegetation and I’m gonna die because I wanted to get closer to some pretty moss)
Awkward moment when you realize people love bogs mostly for their amazing biodiversity and not …
ya know
(Content warning on the link: there are detailed photos of preserved human remains.)
Sometimes I forget that bog bodies are *not* a typical thing to know about so I didn’t mention them because “well everyone already knows about my personal favorite parts of bogs (bog bodies) (broader cultural and historic perception of bogs) so I don’t need to bother with explaining their long-standing reputation as liminal spaces”
And then I am reminded that I am not immune to the phenomenon of specialists forgetting what is considered common knowledge to the general populace.
armchair anthropologist here to just chime in and agree there is no human culture that im personally aware of that lives in/around wetlands generally and bogs in particular that doesnt consider them ritually, religiously or culturally important in extremely similar ways. so much so that we have indigenous bog bodies (some evidently sacrificial and some apparently normal funerary burials) in Florida AND Europe that are preserved incredibly well because peat itself is just a really really good preservation medium due to a combination of factors sort of similar to pickling (acidity and protection from air). you can take 3000-year-old dairy butter out of a peat bog and eat it on a cracker if you want to. wetlands really are magical and liminal, not just as a passage between the water and the land, but as a portal between millennia.
you have meddled with dangerous forces beyond your ken
OP I simply would not, I would not meddle, my ken is formidable
summoning princes of hell to learn stuff like grammar and the names of plants
enforcing a shadowy masquerade over vampires or the like
knowing the secret names of ants, by which they obtain access people’s homes
bonded to a magical wolf with a sweet name like “Fang: The Brazen”.
it is thanks to you that the clowns are contained
the stars would wander from their appointed place, if not for your steady hand
a personally calamitous but very sexy deal with the fairies
there’s only one solution to magical criminals…… magic jail
you solve one unfinished business and suddenly ghosts are all up on your dick
i am once again being tempted to eat poison (fried jalapeño situation) (they might have cheese inside)
t+2h50m status: yuck
Hi this is your dasher it appears that youve ordered my favorite meal
Well get here early and we can halfsies
I’m not coming