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ckejack:

the bureau should have slot machines that show the faces of your long-forgotten loved ones instead of shit like cherrys, the number 7, and the word “Bar”

suppermariobroth:

Illustration of a unique design of Luigi from an officially licensed 1985 Super Mario Bros. choose-your-own-adventure book from Japan.
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agonius:

i ate a badass pork belly cachapa and im sleepy as fuck cause i was awake 24h reading. scum villain. Imagine you were the guy who read a 20 million word dogshit harem webnovel and it made you so mad you died. well, im glad that’s not me

shen qingqiu experienced what is known as the poster’s curse

rarebritney:

im obsessed currently w rock hyraxes .

3liza:

scribblescrabbledepartment:

i call this one Blade Goes Shopping In His Blade Clothes Like Its Normal

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:
Named the new stray cat outside Footwater because he likes to stand in the birdbath and drink his own foot water.
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Footwater hiding his wet little feets in shame.

wisteriafield:

strangeways-deactivated20211008:

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

thekinkstress:

mgsotacon:
thekinkstress:
despazito:
mgsotacon:
mgsotacon:
bad and lazy design: having a couple have kids and the son(s) look exactly like the dad and the daughter(s) look exactly like the mom
i mean one of them is human
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thank you for your input, tumblr user thekinkstress
😏You are most welcome, beloved. 💋